16 March 2016
Gideon says // 15
+ After being disciplined.
Gideon: Grabbing his leg. You hurt me!
Me: I didn't spank that leg.
Gideon: stops crying and yelling. Did you spank this leg?
Gideon: AHHHHHHHH!!!! Continues crying while grabbing his leg.
+ While Taylor and I were getting ready to go on a date.
Gideon: Dad, are you sure you want to wear that to the date?
+ Earlier in the day, I had told Gideon I was making some squash for dinner.
Gideon: Mom, are we having squat for dinner?
+ Yells from the living room while I'm making dinner.
Gideon: Mom! Me and Noley are having brother time!
+ Me: Where's my kiss?
Gideon: In my pocket!
This is an ongoing thing that we always say, and then he pretends to pull it out of his pocket put it on his lips and kisses me.
+ Coming out of his room from "nap" one day. He was completely naked.
Gideon: Um. It's possible I peed in my room. And pooped.
+ Gideon: Do you think I'm awesome, dad?
+ While he was using the bathroom.
Gideon: Noley! Give me some privacy.
+ Me: Gideon Sawyer, I love you!
Gideon: puts his hands on his hips. I love myself!!!!
+ Anytime he starts to get in trouble for something.
Gideon: I was just making a joke!