26 March 2015
Gideon says // 09
+ While Gideon was playing in the living room, I heard him fart.
Me: I heard that toot!
Gideon: Doesn't even stop playing. I heard it too.
+ While watching me nurse Nolan.
Gideon: Pulling up his shirt. He drink the food in my belly. He drink my milk.
Me: You have milk?
Gideon: Yea! Chocolate milk!
+ While being picky about eating his dinner and only wanting the biscuit part of the ham biscuit.
Taylor: Eat your ham, buddy. Ironman likes ham!
Gideon: With the most serious expression. He likes bread too.
*We couldn't argue with that and also couldn't stop laughing.
+ At snack time...
Gideon: I want two marshmallows.
Me: trying to be nice. How about three?
Gideon: How about two?
*His negotiating skills need work... or his counting.
+ While stalling at nap time.
Gideon: I need a sips of water... and a nose wipe...no! A new one...and a story... Oh! My ears. Mom, I needs a Qs tip.
+ While leaving the store the other day.
Gideon: I got to go to work.
Me: What do you do at work?
Gideon: Play guitar and talk into the microphone. (hashtag: pastor's kid)
+ While Nolan was particularly fussy one day.
Gideon: whispers to me. Spank him.
* We had a talk about how little babies don't know any better and we weren't going to spank him.