+ Me: Gideon, you need to obey mommy and daddy or you will get a spanking.
Gideon: I obey Gideon.
20 minutes later...
Gideon: I obey God.
{Can't argue with that last one.}
+ While making Christmas cookies, I dropped one on the floor.
Gideon: uh-oh!
Me: It's ok buddy. It was mommy's fault.
Gideon: It my fault?
Me: No, buddy. It's not your fault.
Gideon: It Uncle Josh's fault!! {Sorry Josh. Not sure why he's blaming you!}
+ After visiting the library to see a model train exhibit.
Gideon: At the liberry we say "shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
+ After checking out at Target. Gideon looks over and sees the Starbucks while we are walking out.
Gideon: Mom, I need Starbucks.
+ While I'm activating the bluetooth in our car to call Taylor.
Me: Call Taylor Burgess
Gideon: Call Tayor Burgess. ON MOBILE!
+ Taylor: talking into my belly. Hey little buddy. Ready to meet you.
Gideon: copying Taylor. READY TO MEET YOU.
Gideon jumps back.
Gideon: Oh, he kicked me!
+ While playing with a stack of our Christmas DVDs. He picks up Home Alone.
Gideon: Mom, it's Kevin!
+ While looking at an ultrasound photo of Nolan on our fridge.
Gideon: Oh, it's baby Jesus.
+ Gideon: Mom, let's go on a deventure! {Not sure where this whole "go on an adventure" thing came from, but he has been asking nonstop}
+ While playing with PlayDoh
Gideon: Where'd the snowman's balls go?
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